Macaulay Culkin sightings, Telecommunications Act of 1996, Seattle Bohemians, Stretch Armstrong, Captain Power, Mad Balls and Aliens Toys.
Out of the molds of old come the childish things we're not ready to put away. We've got until the streetlights come on to tell you about a time when toys were more valuable when taken out of the package. Back before irony was the national pastime, people really cared about children and what they played with. Now that may not be true in the least, but something about that back then balance of bullshit, somehow managed to loose upon the world, a whole christian bonfire of fantastic things to shut up those little bastards and bastardettes. So stay tuned for this very important message...it sounds a little something like this.