In this episode we're reaching out to the internet at large and talkin' about a place that you can go to drink coffee and do yoga with cats.
A little ditty about the new MST3K before moving on to:
Snakes vs spiders for most worstest, some people feed crows other people get mad and all things Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
Macaulay Culkin sightings, Telecommunications Act of 1996, Seattle Bohemians, Stretch Armstrong, Captain Power, Mad Balls and Aliens Toys.
In this episode we force evolution, we force comedy and we force the very air to compress and expand to our will. Let this be a lesson to all those who would dream, day dream or nod off slightly during school, church and work causing their heads to jerk back and their mouths to tell lies. Your sugar plum fairies have reached the very edge of darkness and have returned carmelized in the prunes of their discontent. Also we did a run down of the famous people who died in November. It’s a lot of fun.
Out of the molds of old come the childish things we're not ready to put away. We've got until the streetlights come on to tell you about a time when toys were more valuable when taken out of the package. Back before irony was the national pastime, people really cared about children and what they played with. Now that may not be true in the least, but something about that back then balance of bullshit, somehow managed to loose upon the world, a whole christian bonfire of fantastic things to shut up those little bastards and bastardettes. So stay tuned for this very important message...it sounds a little something like this.
Here's what we talked about: Consoles vs Computers vs Useful Conversations, Pokemon quotes from Grinder, Gamestop destroying old NES cases, Mark continues his never ending adversarial relationship with everything, Phantasmagoria, Abandon-ware, Night Trap, Fallout, Mutant League, 90s internet porn, The dancing baby
Every generation has scary stories to tell in the dark, well, now they call you at home, at school and where ever you go until you move yourself to a nice, big farm upstate.
Korean War with commentary from veteran and we also talk a bit about the Demilitarized zone between North and South Korea in modern times, specifically about the automated sniper drones along the border and how close they are to being automated.
An original song by Lil Davey Ike & His Reptilian Catilian about Lee Harvey Oswald and his post assassination career as a mall kiosk worker, News about Jesse Camp News about Bojangles and Cookout Vs Dick's Burgers News about electromagnetic sensitivity A video game review of being able to change the color scheme of Final Fantasy Legend 3
In our Living Room finale, we're getting into where some of these ideas about equality and inequality come from and what happened to quantifying intelligence. After that we talk about advertisers and mental loop holes and what it means for your brain to be the most advanced, janky piece of sh!t in the known universe.